<골프유머>하루만에 끝낸 레슨?

『사모님,골프를 배우시겠습니까.』프로가 물었다.
『아뇨,저기 있는 제 친구한테 물어보시죠.전 이미 어제 배웠거든요.』 “Would you like to learn to play golf, madam?"inquired the pro. “No,thank you.But ask my friend there.
I already learned yesterday." 『여보,결혼했던 날 기억나요.』 『당연하지.내가 35피트 퍼팅을 성공했던 다음날이었거든.』 “Darling, remember the day we were married?" “Sure do.
Sank a 35-foot putt the day before."